Introducing... [insert drumroll here]
Maddy was quite hungry himself and came with a sandwich, tuna salad and diet coke to SLAW. By the time we started our office lunch around 12:08pm, Maddy was done eating, see his empty lunch bag on the floor picture below. (But he still had some more SLAW food with us. All about portion control. Right Maddy?)
1. Grilled Chicken Breasts from E.A.T
2. Fresh Mozarella Cheese and Cucumbers
3. Egg Plant Caponata
4. Pita Bread
5. Tangerines (healthy substitute for our normal SLAW desserts)
Oh boy, not sure if I can write anything from our SLAW due to copyright and other such laws but I can share that it was one lively office lunch with a little "Eat Smart" inspiration sprinkled here and there. ALTHOUGH Maddy who was suppose to teach team SLAW about eating smart and healthy, he was overheard motivating Spa to eat more Mozarella. hmmmmmm.... Bad Maddy, Bad Maddy.
SLAW Topics included:
1. [Censored]
2. Eating healthy
3. [Censored again]
4. [Can't talk about this]
5. [Shouldn't write about this]
6. Spa's adventure with the Amazing Pitmaster. (Perfect title for a comic book)
7. How to loose weight in 17 days with a new diet Spa might try (similar to Atkins where you don't have any carbs, YIKES) Spa said this will be tough for her since she can't last 3 hours without carbs let alone 17 days.
8. Maddy's motivational talk about how he decided to loose some extra weight (lost 9 pounds in a little over a month)
SLAW ended with Spa rushing to cleanup, Maddy and Cash rushing off to a meeting and Spa leaving her scarf behind. It was all over by 12:50pm.
SLAW Lesson: Remember to replace dessert with fruits, eat half as much carbs as you would normally eat and walk, walk and walk those calories off!
WELCOME TO SLAW MADDY!!!
(Maddy = Someone who is madly in love with Madonna although according to Wikipedia, its short for Madeline)
- Cruz
Editor in Chief for Project SLAW
- Cruz
Editor in Chief for Project SLAW
A yummy lunch by Spa - love that mozarella. As for our Madonna loving guest, some motivation there was a single guiding principal - the gays don't want to be out-thinned by the semi-straight...well give me something to help the full straights with the big bellies. Mr. X was clearly in a bad mood, pissed at the water spilling by Cruz and mozarella eating by Spa. And everyone was rushed, but I did enjoy myself - thanks to all. Cash
ReplyDeleteWhat an honor to attend such a gathering where I could interact with the brains of our operation. The conversation was certainly lively, company suberb, and food absolutely delicious (even though a bit late ~ that is why I brought my own ~ one must be prepared for all food emergencies!). Not sure how motivational I was in the food sense, but perhaps was the motivating force behind exploring everyone's personal sexual identity. Spa was 100% correct when she stopped some from slandering an unnamed bi-curious type.
ReplyDeleteI hope this is the start of many more such lunches. Maddy